I dont even wanna look at your face (towel)

This is the worst face towel we can find. Carrying a face towel around just shows everyon e how you're not a monster. the world should h ave them . 

Product features
- 100% polyester front for durability and quick drying. no one wants a wet one
- 100% cotton back for excellent absorbency. except when it needs to absorb your nose juice
- Lightweight and soft for a pleasant feel
- Convenient one-size (13" × 13") \m/ design, perfect for daily use

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: warm af (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle. caress/ 
- Do not bleeeeeeaaach
- Tumble dry: low heat/high noon
- Do not iron man
- Do not dryclean, mister